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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (4 children)

A broken clock is right twice a day

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But he isn’t right nearly that often, lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

He has managed not to expose himself to any reporters, so far. For whatever that’s worth.

I guess that means he’s still outperforming his predecessor, but… wtf.. Green Bay? That’s twice?

Kinda makes you wonder what fuckery Fields will bring to the table.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

He's actually worse than a broken clock. Even twice a day when he manages to be right, he's wrong - because he's so phenomenally stupid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

This clock has spirograph shapes instead of hands.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago