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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)

They just make me forget about the bread.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone call the memetics department. About what, I forget...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That must be a simultaneously fascinating and terrible job. Much like a normal SCP operative but worse and more boring.

"So you contacted us on Nov 18th about a problem."

"Did I? What was it?"

"We don't know."

"So what do we do now."

"First, I'm interviewing you about the thing."

"Thing?"

"Yes, the thing."

"What thing?"

"The thing you can't seem to remember."

"Wait, hang on, I'm so confused, what are you here about?"

"So... you contacted us on Nov 18th about a problem..."

"Did I? What was it?"

"[sigh] Hi, I'm from the Memetics Department. I'm going to perform a routine inspection. I hope you don't mind if I search through everything?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What bread? What are we talking about again?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Idk man I think I have to buy one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Free penicilin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sometimes my mind needs a break.