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[–] [email protected] 72 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Make sure to check LinkedIn daily using Ctrl+shift+alt+win+L for better job opportunities! Keep using chatGPT and you may just win an unpaid internship at microsoft!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I had no idea about this and it kinda grosses me out.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

it's for the official Office keyboard.
it comes wirh shortcuts to ms office stuff and was supposed to work without installing any software, so they bound them to an extremely long key combinations no one will trigger by accident and shipped the changes to all windows users.

also another fun fact: Ctrl + Alt + Shift + Win corresponds to the "Office" key, and hitting that combination will make Windows silently and automatically download and install the Microsoft/Office 365 App and launch it, even if it was previously removed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

That means you're a normal person who does not actively engage on LinkedIn, wear it as a badge of honor.

On the contrary, use that shortcut and see how long your brain can last scrolling through upper management feelsgood and ragebait post, it can be a fun drinking game

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Didn't know we had shortcuts for ads

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well that means they havent shoved it down your throat.. yet. Just waiting for copilot windows explorer AI to automatically post what porn you're watching to LinkedIn for better networking

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We notice you watch a lot of interracial porn which means you're good with a diverse and multicultural work environment. LMFAO

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

We see you liked getting dicked down by your employer, and we also have a new compensation package for you