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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

If you catch em when they're lil babies likes square 2 or 3, you can 100% easily cure/fix it.

Just cut 1 to 3 slices perpendicular into the edge of your toenail. Turn your clipper 90 degrees, get it in far enough, but don't pinch yourself or cut too far in that it hurts, and snip.

Do it in the middle, in 3rds, or quarters if it's in both sides or something.

This gives your nail a new direction to grow, and takes the pressure off the flesh. You'll feel relief in less than a minute. It's a miracle and you'll hate that it took you this long.

If it doesn't give you relief in like 5 - 10 mins (try a second or 3rd snip first but), that fucker is in there. See a doctor. Take it from me.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Kudos to anyone who can figure out where and how to cut from this description.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Cut a little triangle or V shaped notch at the top and center of your toenail. It doesn't have to be too deep so don't go nuts. Looks kinda silly but it works like a charm.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Now that sounds easy enough to understand. Lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

I'd stick to a slit over a triangle. Triangles are strong, you're trying to create a weak area.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. My toes are shredded now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Sounds like you never skip toe day 💪

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Can you do a drawing? 😅