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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You are in a trolley problem. Everyone is wearing a hat. No one sees their own hat. There are 2 red and 2 blue hats and everyone knows this. The guy to your left is wearing a red hat and the guy to your right has a blue one. The guy at the lever is too far away for you to see if he wears a hat at all and it doesn't really matter since they will no pull the lever no matter what.
What do you do?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What can you do you stupid fuck? You're tied to a train track.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Congrats! You solved the riddle!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’ll try spinning. That’s a good move

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I'll take the rest on a gift certificate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I've seen enough western movies to know that I'll succeed in untying myself before the train gets to me.