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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon hates aluminum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I only fly in airplanes made of 100% American steel.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hey, Elon.

Got bored with twitter?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Don’t deadname X.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I still cringe at the "posted on x, formerly known as Twitter" wording everyone feels the need to use, even almost a year later.

I think we should all just call it Twitter and ignore the name change.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

We should all just ignore the platform until doesn’t matter what it’s called anymore.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Replace the word “cringe” with “laugh”, and you’ve got my opinion.

I cringe at publications that have given in and call it X.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's Xitter, pronounced shitter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

El Reg pulls no punches.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

We're giving Twitter the name change respect Elon would give to any other thing or person that changed its name.