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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Date a girl/guy who also lives with their parents

Fuck them in their childhood bedroom and make eye contact with their parents at breakfast

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

If the racecar bed's rockin....