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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How the fuck do you get that take from all of this?

I haven't been with my ex for a couple years now and would still feel uncomfortable finding out she went on a dick spree.

Like y'all will come up with any reason to make a hurt dude look even more pathetic than they already do. Just cause you ain't with a person anymore doesn't mean you don't still want to be or that you're okay with them fucking other people.

If he had tried to punish her for it or some shit like that it'd be one thing but honestly the biggest loser in this story is the friends that told him in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

From one monkey to another, You can't lose what you don't own

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

No but that doesn't mean it doesn't still suck. That's my point here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Hate to be pedantic, but last week I borrowed my friend's weed vape battery and lost it.