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Wait, he hurts butts of teenagers too?? Outrageous, but not unexpected.
He prefers teenager butts, from what I recall reading on places where I did zero leg work to verify the authenticity of said accusations.
I read it somewhere that he likes fish sticks and smells of elderberries.
You dont get any karma for the references btw
You guys are getting karma? Can I sell it on Reddit for irl bottle caps?
I just generally never do anything so I'm karma neutral, perfectly balanced, like all things should live long and prosper.
Sloths have been incredibly successful, from an evolution point of view (.by that i mean, somehow they exist still, which seems like a miracle) so i can't refute your principles.
Sloths are immune to carma attacks confirmed.
Tho sometimes they bloom green (algae in the fur) & basically absorb CO2 so in current conditions that's a slippery slope towards positive carma.
... those lazy bitches gonna get extinct via passive-aggressive positive carma attack from anxiety monkeys. Tbh, that's a pretty niche attack to anticipate like 5+ million years ago, they stood no chance.