this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Last time I made love to my drink I got a lifetime ban from that bar.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Hello season one Data.