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[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You swipe right on pretty girls? I swipe left because I already know I'm not going to match.

I'm kidding.

I deleted Tinder after using it for month and getting zero matches.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I gave it up when the little notification numbers started popping up for shit like “Want to upgrade?”

I’m not into emotional abuse. Especially from a fucking app.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

First thing I do after installing most apps/games is turn off notifications.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I'm not talking about popups. I'm talking about the red-circled number at the corner of the app's icon indicating a match ... or at least it used to indicate a match. Now it indicates Tinder has decided to trade a little of its credibility for an advertisement.