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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon factory resets (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

Like holding the analog stick of your controller when turning it on.

Isn’t that called masturbation?