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[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'll let any of those drive up my ass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Gay

Reporter, please show us in the Lemmy Code of Conduct where being gay is a reportable offense. And anyway, the gays don’t have a monopoly on having things driven up their asses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I don't know, the apple and the doughnut look a little intimidating to me, but more power to ya!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But not the mechanical rhino?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

A non-mechanical rhinoceros can charge up to 50km/h.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I'm thinking the broomstick is going to be more trouble. That turns into toothpicks and ouchy ouchy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not gonna yuck your yum, but for the sake of my vivid mental imagery I'll request you let the cute animal passengers exit before the act.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago