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[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (3 children)

This whole thread is the strangest dick measuring contest.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Good thing mine is short AND skinny. Also I shake my hips way worse than Shakira.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Are you from a small state like Liechtenstein ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Vatican City. We measure travel times via water balloon launches.