this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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Hey there, shy and introverted nerds with barely contained rage that this platform is known for! Have you tried speaking like a government official? The best way to learn how is to study videos of the third reich's chief propagandist! My life has turned around from consuming hours of nazi propaganda! But I'm totally just trying to learn how to talk like him, I promise!
And if you do it too, you'll get friends and pussy! Which we all know you couldn't possibly achieve any other way!
He's got a point
Anon might want to consider trying treating women like people before becoming a Nazi
I find Mussolini's hand motions intriguing, if someone started helicopter hand while speaking I would probable give the person attention, at least for a while
https://youtu.be/O7RVOG865OM?si=_773J1tT5hXxXCGP
I've noticed a lot of news presenters emulating the Trump hand motions of "this is a square, this a rectangle, this is a square again."
Someone edited videos to give him an accordion. If you see it once you cannot unsee it.
Hm... I bet I could hold people's attention if I just vogued the entire time I was speaking 🤔