this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You're a software developer? Come to Germany, we need you! (not sponsored by german govt)

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

With a caveat that you should speak German otherwise you're locked out of over 60% of positions. At least that has been my experience.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well you should just speak a little bit German that should be enough for another 30%

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Just ask them why they're speaking German when America is why they don't have to speak German.

Checkmate, libruls.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Oh no, there's just the 40% jobs in good paying international mega corps left /s

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My skills are a decade or so out of date. I've been relegated to "that computer guy" duties for family and friends.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even better, our tech is also outdated (:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It ain’t much, but servicing fax machines is honest work…

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Welcome to the defense industry!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

WHAT? This is so random? Pinkie Pie, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If this was a real offer i'd actually come to Germany.