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Please drink verification can (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I... Kinda want one of those. Not to drink it, but to put it on my shelf and be like, "yeah, that's my Windows soda. I hear if you drink it you'll turn blue and die."

Tbh it might actually do that considering it's probably almost 30yrs old.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I can't decide who's more likely to buy this (if it were new): current me out of nostalgia for a pretty good OS, or 1995 me went to Incredible Universe on release day to buy Windows 95.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That would be your Windows beer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

For the teetotalers: get Linux instead, for root beer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I bet it’s just still water.