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Think Rogan would fuck a chimpanzee?
Well, a key question is 'Do you think a chimpanzee would let Joe Rogan fuck them?'
Because if not, it's not consensual, and that opens up some serious questions.
Good luck trying to fuck a chimpanzee without consent. Those are strong as hell.
OK, I'm not for attempting to fuck chimpanzees without consent either.
But yeah, you are right. One of those serious questions - with the most serious of consequences - would be: "Could you actually fuck a chimpanzee without consent?"
Jamie, pull that up for me.
The question is irrelevant because Joe would prefer to wrestle the chimp into submission first. This reminds me of that time he interviewed a chimp.
It probably says more about me than Joe, that I didn't want to click that link, because I thought it might actually be real.
But, it's great, and thanks for sharing it
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I think he kinda does every time he jerks the ween, no?
Would or has?