this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 86 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Makes sense, why test it?

Excuse me, I have to get back to wiping my ass with the communal sponge-on-a-stick.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Don't forget your lead cookware and lead infused wine!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Makes everything sweeter. And the mental instability is less of a hindrance in times when people were regularly crucified.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I prefer mercy in my wine. If you put enough you won't remember anything tasting better.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I prefer mercy in my wine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

but mom said it was my turn on the sponge-on-a-stick