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BACTERIA MURDER
This product is made by bacteria though, truly they just get a safe place to live and all the nutrients they want, which sounds pretty sweet! However, every time humans take a dump after drinking a cup of coffee, bacteria are excreted from the microbiota, which results in most of the bacteria dying. That's unless they can withstand the aerobic environment, UV radiation, nutrient scarcity, adverse temperatures, as well as desiccation. So, while this new leather alt product allows bacteria to thrive, your morning duce is where bacteria are murdered regularly regardless of your diet!
BRB sewing my asshole shut.
You're gonna die, and they're gonna die with you.
oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
So OP needs to poop in area perfect for breeding bacteria?
Darn parliment can finally be usefull.