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Years after my R.E. teacher said, “I will never fall lower than into God’s hands,” I finally came up with the retort, “Let’s go on the roof and check.”

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well they're very into fantasies of sending people to hell, which is a major obsession of Jesus.

But really they worship a) a book b) Paul. Jesus is a mascot, nobody gives a shit about the beatitudes, even less about not casting the first stone.

Kind of like Alabama football, yeah there's an elephant with an A on his shirt, but the actual messiah is Nick Saban.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You spot on about Alabama