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[–] [email protected] 90 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Uhhhh... Homer has three kids, surely?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago

Why can't I have no kids and three money??

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

According to the available tax information he has nine kids, one of which is a Vietnam veteran.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

C'mon, Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Uhhhh… Homer has three kids, surely?

Only two of them, along with his wife, love him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Maggie hates his guts.