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[–] [email protected] 97 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I literally just got promoted 5 months ago with a massive raise and I have dreams at least once a week that my boss hates me and wants to fire me. Why is my brain broken?

[–] [email protected] 116 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Because, regrettably, you're not a cat.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ugh, devastating. I wish I was a cat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Right about meow?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

One of my cats is the opposite of this. He's so awkward and never seems to understand or enjoy being a cat. He'll sometimes try and do cat things, spend 10 minutes awkwardly bumping into shit, then give up and go yowl about it on the other side of the unit. Even simple stuff like laying down in a box

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe your cat has Garfield-Syndrome. Have you tried feeding it lasagna?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Y'know what, you may be on to something. He does weigh 20 pounds and looks like this:

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

There's two!

Eeeeeeeeeeeee

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Poor guy... Still, cat arrogance is pretty much peak, I'm sure he's confident that other cats are as cat inept as him, maybe more so!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Cats are Beholders. This answers so many questions.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

It's true, both of my cats are super confident in their abilities as a cat. One of them even shits without covering her poo, which I recently learned was a dominance thing.