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Anon gets robbed (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wore a red polo to Canadian Tire once. People thought I worked there.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

never wear a red shirt to target or a blue shirt to best buy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I always wear a red shirt to Target. Probably because I always wear a red shirt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

do you work at target?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What are you, a cop?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I'm... a journalist for lemmy