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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

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My son has been taking martial arts for a decade now and this is almost always the final lesson of the day.

The easiest fight to win is the one you aren’t in.

The easiest way to win a fight is to avoid it.

The easiest way to avoid a fight is to run from it.

If you can’t run from the fight you get loud and make it uncomfortable for them.

If you can’t win that way kick a joint repeatedly until one of the above steps is able to work.

When in doubt fucking run.