this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's not on the list but I always wanted to be a knocker-upper

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

FWIW, fluffer is still available.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I'd like to be a town crier.

"Hear ye, hear ye!"

Plus you get to ring a bell.