this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2024
701 points (96.9% liked)

Greentext

4396 readers
1158 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The one at the bottom who is supposed to just fucking walk but keeps threatening the stability of the whole thing by randomly blurting out nonsense.

In the dimly lit boudoir, she sat at her ornate bureau, perusing an array of gourmet hors d'oeuvres, contemplating which avant-garde piece from her repertoire to perform at the soirée, her silhouette an epitome of haute couture elegance. Meanwhile, her fiancé, a connoisseur of fine arts and a critic of the bourgeoisie's penchant for laissez-faire economics, prepared a detailed critique on the nuances of ballet and the je ne sais quoi of modern art installations, embodying the esprit de corps of their eclectic salon.

Statements dreamed by the utterly deranged.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

They have played us for absolute fools.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I detest that meme, but you made me snort.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's one of the few memes that I find genuine enjoyment in ha. Glad I could bring you a bit of joy, if even for a moment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Sweet, a win-win then!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

French was not supposed to be a real language