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[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Rats are actually very clean and groom themselves constantly! I'd give mine little baths and they'd just sit there all spooked up waiting for it to be over lol

They can also be potty trained though males are easier than females so you better be ok with giant nuts being dragged around your place.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It's a mating strategy as sperm volume increases the rat's chance to reproduce. Single female mates with multiple males and more volume translates into higher chance for male's sperm to succeed.

In general, nut size directly correlates with promiscuity across most species so you can tell how a species fucks just by looking at their balls :D

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Uh... Thanks, I guess. I should be more careful about the questions I ask. lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

That's also why gorillas have tiny testes: total wife guys!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

A rat version of Little Red Riding Hood would be so amazing.

"Grandma? Why are - why are your... Ehm..."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

They can also help people be cleaner. Having them as pets strongly encourages tidy cable management and frequent vacuuming behind furniture. 😁