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  1. Israeli forces are surrounding Gaza's largest medical complex, Al-Shifa Hospital.

  2. There have been reports of deaths and injuries inside the hospital; hundreds of patients, medical staff, and displaced people are seeking shelter there.

  3. Gaza's Health Ministry has accused Israel of a flagrant violation of international humanitarian law.

  4. The Israeli military has claimed the presence of fighters and their infrastructure in the area of the hospital to conduct terrorist activity.

  5. Israel is conducting a precise operation inside the hospital based on intelligence, encountering fire and responding with live fire.

  6. Medical facilities have a protected status under international law, and there have been concerns about the violation of international law in the past.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What happened to “we dismantled Hamas in Northern Gaza and are completely in charge”?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hamas is actually not a group of people. It's a fungus that grows only in hospitals. The Hamas fungus can be eradicated by drowning it in the blood of innocent Palestinian civilians.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

That's utterly false and ridiculous.

It also grows in schools, refugee centers, and apartment buildings.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Actually Hammas is spread by contact. If you touched someone who lived next door to someone who's family dog was given to them by someone who had a family member join Hamas, then you become Hamas too.

The only way to innoculate yourself against this pathogen is by loudly and vigorously condemning Hamas for at least two minutes a day.

It should however be noted that condemning Hamas, and having absolutely no affiliation with any of their members provides no protection against Israeli forces mistaking you for a Hamas fighter and subsequently shooting/bombing/starving you to death.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago

At his press conference, Hagari said that battles and sporadic rocket fire could still occur in northern Gaza, but the terror group’s infrastructure was out of action and could no longer carry out large-scale attacks.