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[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

As a programmer, I'd just tell them "I configure contraptions to perform tasks for people"

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

"Some other guys figured out how to trick rocks into doing stuff by putting lightning into them

I just write to the rocks instructions for how to do some work. I get paid for doing that."

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

"You know how clockwork automatons work?"

"No."

"Me neither."