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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Not quite like wireless though, there has to be a latch on and suction, can't just faceplant a baby on a boob.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

But if you place a baby in the rough area (the boobs) they can manoeuvre themselves to the correct area.

This is long before any motor skills. It's a primal instinct. Like holding their breath when submerged or grasping things placed in their hands.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So babies are more like the magsafe charger then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Not even that, a newborn is able to crawl to the breast and start latching immediately after birth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Yeah except they generally don't. There's a reason classes to learn how to breastfeed and lactation consultants exist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Apple and Samsung want to have a word with you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Yes, there are plenty of boobs that use their devices.