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Now all these f*ing zoomers are telling me that I'm out of touch!? (fedia.io)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I don't know what everyone means when they use 'rule' in the title and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. Please enlighten me.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Why does it hurt when I pee?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Either an STD or you're doing it wrong.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Well I always wrap a string around it so I can aim, but I've never seen anyone else carrying their string around.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Most people store it in their face like a hamster

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

OH! That makes sense now! I'd always wonder why I see these guys with a big bump underneath their lip. They spit all the time too and it smells really bad. Maybe they should wash their strings more often.

The other day, I saw a woman doing it! First time ever. I was so surprised, she passes very well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Could be dehydration or kidney dysfunction.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh god, you probably got the gonocacococcus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

They got it from the toilet seat