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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I had a similar experience. Eat too much of anything made with Splenda, and you will be pissing out of your ass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

A guy at work spent one Saturday eating an enormous bag of sugar free white chocolate mice, and the Sunday shopping for new bed sheets after they emerged nocturnally.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

"emerged nocturnally" oh god