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[โ€“] [email protected] 73 points 8 months ago (12 children)

I found out I can access the local bar's TouchTones from my house and my work. So on random evenings, I'll queue a song list up starting with Photograph (my calling card), then do a list of bizarre songs (Surfin' Bird, it's Not Unusual, a 20+ minute Sufjan Stevens song, Babymetal, etc), then close it out with Photograph again.

I'm going to give the bartender a Pavlovian response to hearing Nickelback

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
  • Photograph
  • Prince - Batdance.
  • OPM - Heaven is a halfpipe
  • NWA - Fuck the Police (radio edit)
  • Incubus - Aqueous Transmission
  • The Mandalorian Theme song
  • Aphex Twin - Bucephalus Boubcing Ball
  • Dre - Next Episode
  • The Broadside Band -Gathering Peascods
  • The Gourds - Gin and Juice
  • Steely Dan - Rikki don't lose that number
  • Slipknot - before I forget (or slayer raining blood - take your pick)
  • Lingus - Snarky Puppy
  • Nonpoint - in the air tonight
  • Cunninlynguists - the Light
  • Rush - la villa strangiato
  • Jethro Tull - cross-eyed mary
  • Photograph.

All are on Spotify, which you can link to Touch tunes. Load it up as a playlist, then select "smart shuffle".

Find a booth. Grab a pint. Enjoy the clusterfuck.

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