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Seriously, with the devastating defeat to the Borg and the Borg uni-matrix, you would have thought that Voyager would have took home some extras cubes, or at least Spheres or Probes as souvenirs. The Borg wouldn't of noticed that those ships weren't Borg, and Starfleet would have gotten some killer Victory Royales against the Borg. Plus, what Starfleet officer wouldn't want to serve aboard a Borg cube? It's not like they're scary, with a lot of points for people to people to fall down, and the abundance of entertainment and personal space on this ship really provides an awesome, no risk and no assimilation whatsoever experience! So why didn't Starfleet employ more Borg Cubes instead of spamming the space bar and blowing them up without second thought?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, that explains why Seven didn't mind wearing those body suits that had to be a pain in the ass to use the bathroom... the alcove handles it!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'm sure she would explain how efficient that is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why she didn't want to eat for so long, and it explains why she only eats nutritional supplements instead of flavourful meals or indulgences.

She strives for perfection, and if she has to poop, that poop is going to be perfection too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Congratulations. You have done the impossible.

I am quite certain that I could have gone the rest of my life without ever once thinking about how ms. Hansen poops.

Yet here we are.