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Probably guzzling water and planning to go for a run in the morning (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Geez you're game, you want to go running the morning after? I think if I tried that they'd eventually find my body by following the vomit trail.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you not get drunk enough for irrational optimism often? I don't drink much anymore, but I was fully convinced I would get up and do something like work out, mow the lawns etc many times.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Closing out the 12 pack: I'm gonna change the world! Next morning: turn off the sun