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Anon wants parenting advice (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

When I was four I stomped on ants for fun. Then one day my big sister rushed over and buried one of them and put a marker on its grave.

I still stomped on them, but kept thinking about what she did and I eventually stopped.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

That's a good sister.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Nah fuck ants. But mostly just the queen. Support ant workers rights

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yup, you don't need poison. Just sprinkle some miniaturized union pamphlets on the infestation and the colony will collapse in few weeks. Of course you risk a new infestation of ants with free time, safety regulations, and disposable income.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I think you just knocked out 80% of sales people who read ants with disposable income when the blood ran to their junk so fast they blacked out

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

FREE THE ANTS

DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY

SUPPORT ANT COMMUNISM!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I burnt them with a magnifying glass!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I burned them with a lighter