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1 minute read.
Yes, staring at a shirt from an angle that would require you to be moments from motorboating someone (presumably a stranger) for even 30 seconds is a perfectly reasonable thing and not at all creepy.
It's a bad shirt.
See an eye doctor
whatever, dipshit
... surely you're fishing for this kind of reply with a username like that :P
I am honest and self-report. The only fishing I do is for other dipshits, and it looks like I caught one!
I mean...1 minute read is a lot for a shirt but also...how the hell did that take you an entire minute? Lol
It didn’t, I was rounding up.
Lol sure.
It’s really not that much text, I promise you. Even if you give it a half a minute, you might be able to read it.
Give it a try!
I believe in you!
You're the one who came along and said it took a minute to read and then backtracked when everybody pointed out that that's pathetically slow. Don't try to insult the reading abilities of others when you, without even meaning to, told on yourself so plainly.
Yes, that’s what happened. You’re forgetting the part where everyone clapped.
You do understand that this comment chain is still here right? We can see you coming along saying that it took you a solid minute to read 10 seconds worth of text?
You do understand that at the top of this comment chain is you complaining that it’s soo hard to read all of this text. Have you given it a shot yet?
Try it, I think you’ll find it’s a lot faster to read than 1 minute.
Nobody said it was hard just that it's an odd amount of text to be putting on a shirt. And then you came along bragging that it took you a full minute to read it.
You tried to be a condescending ass but in the end you announced to the world that you have the reading skills of a third grader. Take the L and move on with your life my man. You're just embarrassing yourself further.
“Bragging”
You guys ever go online and see articles that say “__ minute read”? know how they say “__ minute read” and not “__ second read”?
That’s the joke. Besides you, of course.
Yeah... I'm bored of you dude. You've made an ass of yourself, you've humiliated yourself, and now you're just... Not entertaining anymore. You can respond if you want. I'm not going to bother to read but I'm sure somebody else will find a little amusement in whatever idiotic bullshit you come up with.
Then stop commenting, dude lol