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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You have to burst down the apeman with your alpha strike because you'll lose any DPS race due to its broken running mechanics.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hyenas were quite successful in hunting us in our early stages. We found a remarkable number of sites that we identified as hyena dens, that have a shocking amount of eaten humans as well as other fauna

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How many eaten humans does it take to shock you?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Several hundred individual human skeletons per site, at a time when the total "human" population numbered in the low tens of thousands.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

This is why I don't get particularly stressed about humanity doing its best to kill Mother Nature, that bitch started it.