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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

And eat a whole supermarket rotisserie chicken on your car just after you bought it. Some call it depression, I call it freedom.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But a very select few call it .... keto

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

PSA: Many rotisserie chickens are injected with a sugar solution.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would need to be disclosed on the nutrition label.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Exactly right. Check the label. Don't assume it's just chicken.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Considering how chickens are slaughtered... Are feces keto?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Using the trunk as a plate? Standing in the parking lot? Yeah that's good living