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I watched a girl storm into a supermarket and grab some things.
I later saw her in the parking lot sitting in her pickup truck's bed and going down on a whole rotisserie chicken and a cake.
I think about her all the time.
I'm not sure you can use "going down on" in that way, but still I feel like I have to meet this woman.
You never deep throated a chicken leg, or licked between the layers of cake just to get to the frosting?
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