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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Suddenly he woke from napping,

Walked across my chamber tapping,

Hopped upon my knees to purr,

Can I has cheeseburger?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

To window sill, and down he jumped,

I watched in awe, his awesome stunt,

He looked me down, and suddenly spoke:

“I might be a pussy, but you’re a big cunt!”