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I have done that before. Its great before and during the cake consumption, but afterwards the regret sets in when your bloated stomach tries to digest the consequences of your actions
Yah, honestly to me “living your best life” might include not doing that to yourself so that you don’t suffer the consequences of obscene overconsumption.
The subject is open to constant interpretation.
A whole bag of Cheetos is still acceptable though. They put air where the calories are supposed to hide.
Did you eat the whole cake in one sitting?
Is there another way of eating cake?
Yeah I feel like this is one of those things that you'll only ever do once lol
Nah nah. This is all accurate. However the difference is, you buy it, you eat it, you enjoy the hell out of it.
Then after dinner, you tell your kids they can have the rest for dessert. And since there’s one piece left, you have the last piece like a hoss. Then it’s gone within a days work, and you can pretend it never happens while the kids think it was the best day ever and it’s a win win situation.