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You now have 4 fully functional arms. How do you make use of your new capability? (reddthat.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And still have a free hand to hold the tissues. Nice

[–] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

For what? I like my cum to land on my chest so I can show my Grindr sluts. I said good day sir. 😤

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

I fucking LOL'd, keeping it classy Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Stats? 🎉

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I like my men cute and emotionally attached, none of that one night stand horseshit. There’s glory holes and nasty cum covered adult video cinemas for that sort of thing.

So I’ll reply how I usually do; get to know me 🤷🏽

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m relatively cute, but emotionally dead inside. 😩

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can fix you 🤤

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I do enjoy watching a boy struggle. 😈

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Then even further instead of just fingering you can gape