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[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Few years ago I had a girl ask me what my favorite type of wine was. I said Zinfandel and she said that’s the worst and unmatched me lol. Dating apps are so shallow

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If I was a wine I would be tequila. Because I don't understand the question and I'll convince you your bad ideas are great

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Zinfandel is a very old and cultured grape variety. You can also just say "Primitivo". It's the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I've mentioned zinfandel to people before and had them say "I don't really like white wine".

Seriously. Say you know nothing about wine without saying you know nothing about wine.

For people who don't get it, Zin is a red grape and "white zinfandel" is actually a rosé. You basically never see Zin made into an actual white wine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I believe that might have been what she thought

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That's stupid. If you share a favorite wine you have to share the bottle. The perfect match hates your favorite wine and chocolate, and leaves your stuff alone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago