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[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I sneezed while I was stretching for something the other day. I shouldn't be so reckless.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I coughed while bending over to reach for my dog and fucked my back and hip. Everyone at my job kept asking if it was a motorcycle accident since i recently started riding again lmao