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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (5 children)

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depends, do you have control of it once it's in? If not, then it's probably still the other person's, they're just using you as a shoe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I've been told he's tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Looks like your ass is next in line.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Red Foreman's, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?