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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Whoa whoa, hang on a sec. When I pierce the olive, I eat it WITHOUT putting it in my mouth? Why am I surrounded by hundreds of pierced olives but I'm still hungry?

Time for Plan B.