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submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is it true that when you chop off a billionaires head, two more grow in its place?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not quite. They do die, but they will form a new head and body in hell before coming back to cause more suffering. The more suffering their corporation causes, the faster they regenerate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Soooo.... It's instant?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

For Bezos, yes. That's the reason behind same day delivery.