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[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (16 children)

Santa isn't omniscient. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. We can infer from this phrasing that he can't see you when you're awake. He also knows if you've been bad or good but that information isn't as specific.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (13 children)

What if I upload my consciousness to the internet, then ran that through a VPN and Tor and iP2P and all that, think I could shake him?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only if, the moment you get uploaded, you say 'I'm in.'

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

My online consciousness will 100% be wearing 1337 h4x0r sunglasses

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